"That's right! Pack 'em in--get every buck! Don't worry 'bout us, pack 'em in! Go on!"

"..Sir, no one is paying to ride this bus."

Dear Seattle Public,

If you ride public transit, expect full busses, get VERY used to it, and move back. Don't mock the driver for claiming her space; that yellow line ain't new. It seems we all need to get downtown at the same time, and, really, it will be okay if my coat touches your coat. Really. So relax, be the cattle you think you're not (but actually are,) get cozy with your stranger-neighbor, and move back!

Love,
A Busy Monkee Like You